This tee speaks with a dry eyebrow raise and a warm, knowing laugh. Soft, garment-dyed cotton settles in like an old friend while the bold, sassy statement announces you’re running a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense this holiday season. Wear it to therapy reunions, chaotic family dinners, or quiet walks after crowded parties — it carries a little rebellious cheer and a lot of honest charm. The relaxed, heavyweight knit keeps its shape and feels substantial without being stiff. Choose a deep, worn-in color and let the shirt do the talking when words alone won’t cut it.
Product features - Sizes S–4XL for a wide range of fits - Garment-dyed fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture - 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort - Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for long-lasting quality - Relaxes after wear, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
