This graphic tee carries a sharp, dry sense of humor — a snarling cartoon frog crowned in chaos, declaring “I Am The Executive Of This Dysfunction.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations in waiting rooms, therapy groups, and late-night friend circles. Wear it to signal wry self-awareness: you know the mess, you manage it (with sarcasm). Lightweight but sturdy, the print stays crisp while the soft cotton keeps you comfortable through long days, laughter, and honest conversations. Let it be the shirt you reach for when honesty needs a little edge and your humor needs a spokesperson.
Product features - Twill shoulder tape for reinforced shape and reduced stretching - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother look and less fabric waste - Durable, soft cotton fabric optimized for crisp DTG/DTF printing - Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable, everyday wear - Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified cotton for itch-free, safe wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
